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Change! "Barracks Ohpleasebombus" Update #1

This entry was posted on January 21, 2009 10:17 PM and is filed under Things I Shouldn't Be Talking About Here.

Okay so now he is officially "In", and all the Liberal Democraps and Johnny/Janey come lately bandwagon jumpers are gonna finally have their faith put to the test. I just want to be the first to officially say "I told you so!"

"Change, Change, Change", is all we heard from this guy the entire time he was shaking hands and kissing babies amidst all you clowns with nothing better to do or believe in. Well now that he is in office, what changes are you noticing in your life? Where is the Panacea of Unicorns and cloud dancing puppies?

Yeah I know already what some of you are saying "Well it's just his first day", but to hear good ole Barracks Ohpleasebombus tell it (and even worse some of his sycophantic supporters tell it), it was like his "Historic" Inauguration was going to be akin to the "Second Coming". I am sorry but this clown is no bloody Martin Luther King, and he sure as hell isn't JFK in black face, and to be frank I have no clue why anyone would wish to follow in the footsteps of either of those philandering jokers. I personally see nothing particularly Historic about all this hubbub. This guy isn't an Afro-American, he is an American, and we have had a rather long line of Americans sitting in the White House throughout the history of this great country.

Now all that said, I didn't watch the Inauguration, and I sure as hell didn't watch the circus of tax payer funded parties and concerts celebrating the occasion. I don't watch TV anymore for good reason. I mean honest to God, who needs to be reminded of how badly that sell out Bruce Springsteen is aging? I can say that because I grew up in the same home town, and he looks absolutely craptacular.

So what has changed? Well I noticed today at the gas pump that gas is $0.30 higher than it was last week. I noticed the economy is still more or less in the shitter. I noticed that the War in Iraq and Afghanistan is still going on strong. I even went so far as to check my mailbox today and there was no big whopping check addressed to me from the new Regime. So other than changing my socks, my sheets, and my trash can liner, not much has changed in the last 24 hours, and I reckon I would have changed all those things no matter who was in office. Change! What Me Worry?

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