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Black Coffee in Bed: Short Skirt/Long Jacket

This entry was posted on February 22, 2009 5:46 PM and is filed under Black Coffee in Bed.

You know most of the time you can ask a person what they like, and it will take them a bit to think it over before they can come up with an answer, that is of course assuming they do come up with an answer, which doesn't always happen. Ask them what they don't like, and the words spew forth like some malignant verbal diarrhea from the 9th circle of Hell. Trust me I have seen it happen.

Ask someone what they want, or don't want, and more or less the same thing will happen. Go figure huh? More often than not the reason we don't get what we want is because we don't have a fucking clue what it is we want, or worse how to go about getting it if we do. I figure part of this is because most don't give much thought to what it is they really want most (spending too much time on the "don't want" list). Either that or what most want is so complex and the list so unbelievably long that there is no way it can or will ever happen. Mores the pity I guess.

I can sorta relate to the second part because I remember back when I first got divorced I compiled a list of what I wanted in the next woman I became involved with that was so ridiculously unrealistic that no women on the face of the Earth could ever possibly fit the bill. It took me years to realize that as with most things it's best to Keep It Simple Stupid (K.I.S.S.)! So over the years I have pared that list down to what is most important to me personally. It was so simple. Now I am just looking for the woman that is holding the perfect cup of coffee (for me) who is as excited to be with me as I am with her. When you really think about it, what more does one really need? If she happens to be wearing a Short Skirt and a Long Jacket too, well then I am all over that shit.

Have fun;)!