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Just a Kiss

This entry was posted on April 6, 2009 9:45 PM and is filed under Joe Bag of Doughnuts Gets Divorced.

I want to start off by saying that I am well aware that Valentine's Day has come and gone already, but that said the snow is slowly melting here in Tiny Pop Land, which means soon Spring will be in the air. As you all well know when Spring comes a young man's fancy (and even deceivingly young looking middle aged men) turns to other things, one of those things being kissing. Now other than my two year old niece who I saw last week I haven't kissed a girl in nearly two months, and that is a friggin long dry spell for yours truly.

Why is kissing so important you might ask? Well besides the obvious, it is how all new relationships start, and how some sometimes end. It is an integral part to whole schmageggie doohickie thing we call romance. Some might disagree and say it's just a perk, but I firmly believe it is where it all truly begins. See you can talk to someone for months getting to know them, you can go out together with the intent of seeing where things might lead, but the bottom line is until you kiss that person you will never truly know if there is a future to be had together or not.

Ladies how many times have you said or heard a girlfriend say "It's all in the Kiss"? The funny thing is though is how many of you same ladies don't kiss on the first date and then wonder why so many men want too? I mean hello, we might come off like Neanderthrals at times but believe it or not we do "get it". I can't think of a single woman who wants to be with some guy that they can't stand kissing, no matter how good looking or rich he might be, and guess what, it goes the same for the guys. Imagine that?

That first kiss is so crucial because it is the gateway that leads to either a walk down the garden path of love or a dead end with buried bodies and police tape. Get it? Women want their toes to curl, to feel all tingly and like walking on air. Guys on the other hand, lets face it, we want a kiss that will put a rise in our levis so we can press it up against ya and let ya know how much we liked the kiss. It is what it is deal with it.

You can kiss your kids, you can kiss your Mom and Dad, your Granny, Brothers and Sisters what have you, hell you can even kiss your dog, but there is no kiss that means more to a man or a woman than that first kiss they share together. I mean no matter how you slice it, it all starts with just a kiss, so get to it!

Have fun ;)!