Bright and Shinie Distractions [Read Article]
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Carrots, Eggs, and Coffee [Read Article]
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Go West Young Man...for 5.4 Miles then North for 13.1 Miles Then Make a Left into an Open Field [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at January 8, 2009 1:14 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Evil Bastard Fairy Strikes Again!!! [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at December 18, 2008 12:41 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We Need Girlfriends: First Date Ever [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at October 25, 2008 12:38 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We Need Girlfriends: Rod vs. Henry [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at October 10, 2008 11:32 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Yet Another Reason To Stay Away From Starsucks! [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at October 8, 2008 12:29 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We Need Girlfriends: MySpace [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at October 2, 2008 1:52 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Good Bye Butch Cassidy [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 27, 2008 2:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I am Invincible [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 19, 2008 9:39 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Bouncing Back [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 7, 2008 2:26 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Avast Me Harties!!! ARRRR!!! [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at June 10, 2008 11:48 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We Need Girlfriends: The Blue Party [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at May 30, 2008 12:59 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
For Mom [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at May 11, 2008 11:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Emomelon Days [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at May 9, 2008 1:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We Need Girlfriends: Episode One [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at May 5, 2008 1:32 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Spring Must Be In The Air...Gotta Love Those "Watermelon Nights" [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at April 23, 2008 1:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
West End Girls -The Pet Shop Boys [Read Article]
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"Damn You All To Hell" - Charlton Heston [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at April 7, 2008 1:56 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Fallen Four Thousand [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at March 26, 2008 2:03 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Love Song [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at March 16, 2008 7:38 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Erin Go Braghless [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at March 16, 2008 6:52 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Way I Am [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at March 8, 2008 7:36 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
More Beer Stuff [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 23, 2008 3:10 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
In the Event You Didn't See the Previous Entry Before Last Call.... [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 23, 2008 3:03 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Be Careful! A Warning to All Men [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 23, 2008 12:37 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Bra Sizes Declassified [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 22, 2008 1:34 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
This Just In... [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 16, 2008 12:24 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Finally A Productive Use For Both Britney Spears and Starbucks [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 8, 2008 7:35 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
My Favorite Super Bowl Commerical [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at February 7, 2008 1:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Pinch Me [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at December 7, 2007 11:57 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Breathe [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at November 27, 2007 12:21 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Other Uses For a Penny, a Pretty Girl and a Condom....When You're Really Really Tired of Having Sex [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 21, 2007 10:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
From Boobs to Brains [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 20, 2007 3:13 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Yet Another Reason Why You Should Keep the Coffee Away From the Kids [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 6, 2007 2:26 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A Dating Guide For Men by Dan Clark [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 5, 2007 8:33 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I May Have Just Found My Dream Girl ...America I need your help! [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 5, 2007 12:39 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Even More Things That Really Come As No Surprise To Me [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at September 4, 2007 3:44 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
It's All In A Name [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 27, 2007 11:41 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Big Surprise Huh? [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 27, 2007 3:46 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
With this Click I Now Pronounce You Dork and Dweeb [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 17, 2007 8:45 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ball-busting or Simply Truth In Advertising America You Decide [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 17, 2007 2:23 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Baby's First Iphone Bill [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 15, 2007 11:37 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Is that a Rocket in Your Burka or Are You Just Happy to See Me? [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 15, 2007 2:56 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Finding Both Peace and Salvation in a Number Seven Pasta [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 14, 2007 11:44 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
"The Office" or; How Balance Was Finally Restored to the Universe (In My Opinion Anyways) [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 12, 2007 5:41 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tears for Fears or Fear of Tears When Was the Last Time You Cried? [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 11, 2007 6:49 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Chocolate Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head They Keep Falling.... [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 11, 2007 2:07 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Tales of the Evil Bastard Fairy [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at August 8, 2007 5:43 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
PB&J ISO SCGS for Intimate Lunches at the Beach [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at June 29, 2007 7:01 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Who Needs John Edwards, I've Got Google [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at June 15, 2007 9:15 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I had Always Suspected It Might Come to This in the End [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at June 13, 2007 1:11 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Nope Not What You Think, Not by a Long Shot [Read Article]
Posted by Brian Thorn at June 7, 2007 11:14 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)